Theories is that if it seems like everybody is busy at the same time it’s because they’re all part of either the same cult or separate cults that are meeting and the cult(s) are obsessed with you/me and secretly watching tiny Truman show cameras and analyzing and deciding what is the next best move/recourse/ plan for your tv show life they like watching and they all are paid actors to be in your life anyway bahahahahahahaa seriously tho